don`t worry!

 

You have two things to worry about - Are you rich,

or are you poor?

 

Rich? Hey, you have nothing to worry about!

 

Poor? Then you have two things to worry about- Are you healthy,

or are you sickly?

 

Healthy?

 

Good for you, so don't worry.

 

Sickly? So, two worries- are you getting better or worse?

 

Better? better is good, don't worry.

 

Worse? Well, it's simple- two worries- are you going to live or

      are you going to die?

 

Live? See, that's good enough to keep you from worrying.

 

Die? So, alright, two worries, Are you going to heaven? or are you,

God forbid, going to hell?

 

Heaven? No more worries, at all, at all, at all.

 

Hell? Well then you'll be so busy greeting old friends that you

won't have time to worry.

 

So why worry?