I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
What do you call a tyrannosaurus rex
selling guns......a small arms dealer
I told my wife I could build a car out of
spaghetti.
She laughed at me.
You should've seen her face when I drove
pasta.
If you know any good jokes about salad, lettuce know!
No matter what I put in my salads, they’re always too dry.
It’s a problem that needs a-dressing!
What did the priest say to the salad before he ate?
Lettuce pray!
There are two kinds of lawyers :
those who know the law and those who know the judge!
An overweight Time Traveler goes to
ancient Rome and realizes he wore historically incorrect clothes for the trip.
Realizing his mistake he visits a toga shop to purchase new clothes. He looks
around the shop and realizes they do not have togas big enough to fit him. He
goes to the counter and asks the clerk, "Do you have XL togas?"
Clerk : "Well, yes. But why do
you need so many?"
Why do Romans always have a hard
time ending relationships?
Because their X is always a 10!
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