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Πέμπτη 30 Ιουλίου 2026
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When I moved into my new igloo,my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party…now I`m homeless…
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Did you hear? They aren`t making 12inch-rulers any longer…
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I just joined a dating site for arsonists…they sent me a lot of matches…
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I was on a diabetes awareness site…they asked me if I accept cookies…
is that a trick question?
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten
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What do lawyers wear in court?
Lawsuits
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Yesterday, my wife asked me “is it just me or is this cat getting fat?”
apparently,”it is just you” wasn`t the right answer…
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What was a spider doing in a computer?
His web site
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Today I learned that penguins produce an oil that helps them retain body heat.
Yeah,the oily bird gets the warm…
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Studies show that people with high IQ tend to be lazy,
or something like that.
I didn't read the whole article.
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My friend David lost his ID…now we call him Dav
Τετάρτη 29 Ιουλίου 2026
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