agglisti 7o

 

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, My family went to my granddad's farm,

and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.

 

The teacher said, That was good, but I wanted you to use the word

fascinate, not fascinating.

 

Sally raised her hand. She said, My family went to see Rock City and

I was fascinated.

 

The teacher said, Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to

use the word fascinate.

 

Little Johnny raised his hand.

 

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny

before.

 

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word

fascinate so she called on him.

 

Johnny said, My Aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her

tits are so big she can only fasten eight!

(another version uses "urinate' as the word.

 

Little Johnny's reply to the teacher:

 

You're an 8 but if you had bigger tits you'd be a 10! 

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