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Seen in a Church:

Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church,labeled “For the Sick”,is for money donations only

Seen in the local newspaper:

We apologize for the error in the last edition,where we stated that “Mr.Fred Collins is a Defective in the Police Force”.It was a typographical error.We meant  of course that Mr Collins is a Detective in the Police Farce.

Fat SHE to fat HE:-thanks for the tip!

He felt embarrassed when,in his presentation, he spoonerized

The Turkish Kurds

-after that wonderful speech,I think we should all give him the clap

Father to son:-you kill a bee,you get no honey for a year,you kill a butterfly,you get no butter for a year

Son:-this morning ,mother killed a cockroach…shall I tell her,dad,or will you?

The opposite of “embargo” is “o, grab me”

And,a story about an airline pilot who, every time he was

given his dinner by the flight attendant, said, "Hebrews 13:8".....She finally looked it up and learned that the

 Bible verse read: "Jesus Christ, the same yesterday,

today, and tomorrow."

 

And,a story about an airline pilot who, every time he was

given his dinner by the flight attendant, said, "Hebrews 13:8". She finally

looked it up and learned that the Bible verse read: "Jesus Christ, the same

yesterday, today, and tomorrow."