Two doctors were in the hospital hallway
complaining about Nurse Nancy.
"She's incredibly dumb," said one
doctor. "She gets everything completely backwards" I told her to give Mr.
Jones 2 milligrams of percocet every 8 hours. She gave him 8 milligrams every 2
hours. He nearly died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's
nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give Mrs. Fox an enema every 24 hours. So
instead she tried to give her 24 enemas in one hour! Mrs. Fox nearly
exploded!"
Suddenly, a blood-curdling scream echoed
down the hall from Mr. Smith's room. "Now what?" said the first
doctor in exasperation, "I only asked her to prick his boil "
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