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A friend from the UK has it on good authority that Boris Johnson's appointment was a mistake.

Apparently Theresa May received a text message from her Deputy saying "What shall we tell Boris to do?"

She texted back   "F.Off."

and so they announced his appointment to the Foreign Office.

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These two alligators are down at the edge of the bayou.  One turns to the other and says, "Ah kain't understand how you kin be so much bigger'n me.  We'ze the same age;  we'uz the same size as kids;  ah jist don't git it."

"Well," asks the big gator, "so what's you been eatin'?"

"Politicians, same as you," replies the smaller one. 

"Hmm....... and where does y'all git 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmmmmm......... and how does yuh ketch 'em?"

"Well, fust ah crawls up in de parkin' lot under one of them Lexuses and waits fer one to unlock the door. Then ah jumps out, grabs 'em by the leg, shakes the shit out of 'em, and then ah eats 'em!" 

"Well dere it is right dere!!!"  answers the big gator.  "You ain't gettin' no nourishment, Boy!!!   See, by the time you gets done shakin' the shit out of a politician dere ain't nothin' left but asshole and briefcase."