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What do you call a motherboard on your spouse's computer?
The motherboard-in-law.

Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows.

A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks him, "Can I help you with your luggage?"
To which the photon replies, "I don't have any. I'm traveling light."

(For dirty minded mathematicians)

Question: What is the square root of 69?
Answer: Eight something.

Wouldn’t it be ironic to die in the living room?

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Observations by Saki:

I always say beauty is only sin deep.

The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.

"I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart."

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On memorial day an old fighter ace is invited to a kindergarten. Kids ask him how many planes he shot down. He says: — Well, one day during the Battle of Britain saw a bunch of fockers in the skies. The first

focker came at me out of the sun, but I out maneuvered him and blasted him down. A second focker came at me from below, but I looped behind him and gunned the focker down as well. A third focker saw this and tried to retreat into the clouds, but…

 The teacher jumps in: — Children, before the story continues, you have to learn that Focker is the type of plane German air force used to fly during World War II. Pilot: — Yeah, that’s right. But them particular

fockers were flying Messerschmitts.