μεταφραζονται;

"Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you."

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"When a group of actors get together, the night has a thousand I's.

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A guy is taking his girlfriend to the prom. He waits in

the ticket line for a really long gime, but he gets them.

He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is very long, but

he eventually does it. Then he goes to pick up some flowers.

The line at the florist is long, but he perseveres and

gets the flowers. At the prom, his girlfriend asks him

to get some punch. He goes to the refreshment table, and there's no punchline.

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A young woman trying to light a cigarette while she was driving caught her sleeve on fire.  She was able to stop the car and get out, but in her panic she just stood there flailing her arm helplessly, A state patrol officer saw

her, stopped and gave her a ticket.  "What's this for?" the woman cried as she blew out the flames.  "Brandishing a firearm" , the officer explained.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul...

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There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.

The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage.

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."

The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."

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I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.