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A panda picks up a prostitute at a bar,  takes her up to his room,  gives her a blow job,  and the cums.

-that will be $25, says the prostitute.

-no way" , says the panda, I don't pay for sex

-You've got to ,she says, I'm a prostitute.

-I don't know what you are talking about, says the panda

-Here look it up in the dictionary ,says the prostitute:

a woman who sells sexual favors for money.

-Well look up Panda, says the panda:

A small furry bear who eats shoots and leaves.

A peguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down.  He waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA.  His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car.

The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain but wondered off to find the closest supermarket.  He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons.Then he saw the time and went back to the garage covered in ice cream.

The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal."

Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."

A man went to visit his doctor. "Doctor, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk..."Hello Doctor, could you lend me twenty bucks, please? I'm desperate" the arm says. The doctor

says, "Aha! I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"