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What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?

 Lazy bones!

What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish?

 It came back with a skeleton crew!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

 A cereal killer.

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

So they can fight knights.

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body.

If the devil lost his tail, where could he find a new one?

  At a store where they retail spirits

Why did the headless horseman go into business?

He wanted to get ahead in life.

Why aren't there any famous skeletons?

 They're a bunch of no bodies.

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?

 Spelling.

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?

 They're afraid of flying off the handle!

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?

It's a pain in the neck.

Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?

 Women can see right through them.