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A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.  The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby

cats, why don't planes have baby planes?

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.  So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have

baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded:  "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

The little boy admitted that she did.  "Well, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out in time.Now, ask her to explain that to you."

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed. 

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in you child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on Dick, let's go."

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Teachet: Denis,give me a sentence staring with “I”

Denis: I is….

Teacher: No,denis…always say “I am”

Denis:  all right…”I am the ninth letter of the alphabet”