μεταφραζονται;;;

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife Karen is watching from the kitchen window,muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.She opens the window and yelled to me,

'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back,

'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica

- where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird that lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and socialcircle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

*"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.

 If the latter, will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms?

Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers, the people using the restroom, or the entity that owns the restroom?

 And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers?

 Or, do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked?

 How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers?