Albert Einstein married his cousin,Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in
1919.
He stated that
he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.He postulated
that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA
connection.
This came to be
known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
No one
is ever warmed by wool pulled over his eyes."
Another “autocorrect”
joke:
"I just shook my cock and it exploded all over
the kitchen."
"What!"
"My coke! I wrote 'my coke!'"
"The satellite looks BAD, sir"
"What do you mean by bad?"
"B as in Broken, A as in Awful, D as in
Dropping"
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