μεταφραζονται;;;

An eight year old girl is trying to check out a book entitled

 "Advice for Young Mothers"  from the local library.

Librarian: Now why do you want to check out this particular book,dear?

Little girl: I collect moths.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day about the fact that in many languages, such as English, a double negative forms a positive, while in other languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.  "However," he pointed out, "in no language can a double positive form a negative."

A bored voice from the back of the room responded, "Yeah, yeah...."

(in another version :   "Yeah, right.")

A 7 year old asks his Dad, "Dad can you do my homework for me so I can play more video games?   Dad replies, "no son, it wouldn't be right.

Son says, "that's probably true, but just do the best you can.

The early bird might get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese

 

Now if someone attacks Trump the security guards will all have to yell,

 DONALD DUCK !