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Albert Einstein married his cousin,Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

 He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

 This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

No one is ever warmed by wool pulled over his eyes."

Another “autocorrect” joke:

"I just shook my cock and it exploded all over the kitchen."

"What!"

"My coke! I wrote 'my coke!'"

"The satellite looks BAD, sir"

"What do you mean by bad?"

"B as in Broken, A as in Awful, D as in Dropping"