agglisti

 

I got offered a job as an undertaker,but I turned it down.

I don`t dig it

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What you call a girl staying in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

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What do you call birds that stick together?

velcrows

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Who grands fishes wishes?

The Fairy Cod Mother

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Air used to be free at the gas station…now is 1,50euros

You know why?

Inflation