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There is a new study about women and how the feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting. 30% of women think their ass is to fat. 10% of women think their ass is too skinny. The remaing 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man and wouldn't trade him 4 the world.

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A middle aged woman who had never been married, finally decided she wanted to get married. But the man she marries must be someone who's never been with a woman before. After a long search, she finally found such a man. He was from Australia, who had lived his entire life in the Out Back. They eventually got married. On the wedding night she walks into the living room and finds him standing there naked, and all the furniture was piled up in a corner. She asked, "What the heck is going on in here?!! He replied, "Well I've never been with a woman before, but if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, I'm going to need all the room I can get!"