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After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange. So she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

The wife said, “Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.”

The husband replied, “What’s up?”

The wife said, “According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.”

The husband replied, “Well you don’t remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. You said ‘Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.’”

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Doctor and his wife are having a terrible fight at the breakfast table.

The doctor gets up in a rage and walks out yelling, "and you are not any good in bed either" as he storms out of the house.

After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends.

He calls his wife and after at least a dozen rings she answers the phone.

Again irritated the doctor says "what took you so long to answer the phone"?

She says, "I was in bed". "In bed this late in the day, doing what"?

"I was getting a second opinion" she replied.

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