After 10 years, the wife starts to think
their kid looks kind of strange. So she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out
that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
The wife said, “Honey, I have something
very serious to tell you.”
The husband replied, “What’s up?”
The wife said, “According to the DNA test
results, this is not our kid.”
The husband replied, “Well you don’t
remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby
had pooped. You said ‘Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.’”
Doctor and his wife are having a terrible
fight at the breakfast table.
The doctor gets up in a rage and walks out
yelling, "and you are not any good in bed either" as he storms out of
the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends.
He calls his wife and after at least a
dozen rings she answers the phone.
Again irritated the doctor says "what
took you so long to answer the phone"?
She says, "I was in bed".
"In bed this late in the day, doing what"?
"I was getting a second opinion"
she replied.
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