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What do you call somebody with no nose or body?

Nobody knows.

What do you get when you cross a person?

A cross person.

There are two types of people: those who know nothing about fractals and those who think that there are two types of people: those who know nothing about fractals and those who think that there are two types people…

Two is the same thing as eight, to some degree.

Decimals have a point.

Not many people know that 1000 chameleons is a chabillion.

Without geometry life would be pointless.

Dad: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Son: Not a bit.

Einstein-Pythagoras equation: E = m(a² + b²).

— Is it true that the Windows operating system was copied from a UFO computer that crashed in Roswell?
— All we know for sure is that the UFO that didn't crash had a different operating system.