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A Japanese guy and a Mexican are having drinks in a bar.  After slamming a few too many down, they both start getting pretty belligerent.  At one point, the Mexican elbows in the Japanese guy in the ribs really hard.  The

Japanese guy jumps off the bar stool, assumes a combative stance and declares, "You better not mess with me, man.  I know judo."

The Mexican looks at him, gets off his bar stool slowly, stands opposite the Japanese guy and says, "That's nothing, man.  I know Mexican judo."

The Japanese guy is a little puzzled, "Mexican judo?  What's that?"

The Mexican grins and answers, "Ju don't know if I have a gun... Ju don't know if I have a knife..."

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Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet,the store's  merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked,  "What are you selling here?" 

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." 

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well.  Only two left."                    

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Q:  What did the doctor say when he took a thermometer out of his pocket?

A:  Damn it, some asshole's got my pen.