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I wondered why the tennis
ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Did you hear about the
guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but
eventually it came back to me.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
When William joined the
army he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will‘.
A hole has been found in
the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
If sex is a pain in
the ass, then you’re doing it wrong
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
When the cannibal showed
up late to lunch, they gave him the cold shoulder.
Two hats were hanging on
a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go
on a head.”
If you step onto a plane
and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don’t yell out Hi Jack!
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