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-tell me how you feel

-I feel whelmed

-what is “whelmed”

-normal…not overwhelmed,not underwhelmed…just whelmed….and you?  how are you?

-fine

-0verfine  or underfine? or just fine?

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I saw this lady on the street…she was shouting at his son

“where did you lose your cello?”..  “how can you lose your cello?” …“it is the size of you and you lost it?”

I turned to her and said

-excuse me,lady…promise me you will not resort to violins…

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I accidentaly took my cat`s medicine last night…don`t ask meow…

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-My yoga instructor was certainly drunk  in my morning session

-why you say that?

-he put me in a very awkward position…