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       a Dalai Lama joke 

After getting all the Dalai Lama’s luggage loaded in the limo, the driver
notices that His Holiness is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your
Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so that we can
leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Dalai Lama, "They never let me drive
in India, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that.
I'd lose my job!"

But His Holiness talks him into it. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back
as His Holiness climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his
decision when, after exiting the airport, the Dalai Lama floors it,
accelerating the limo to 105mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Dalai
Lama keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh my God, I'm gonna lose my license,"
moans the driver.

The Dalai Lama pulls over and rolls down the window as the patrolman
approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle
and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the
dispatch. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's
stopped a limo doing a hundred and five.

"So bust him," said the Chief.

"I think this guy's a big shot," said the cop.

"All the more reason."

"No, I mean a really big shot," said the cop.

"Who've you got there, the Mayor?"

"Bigger"

"Governor?"

"Bigger"

"Well", said the Chief, "Who is it?"

"I don't know", said the cop, "but he's got the Dalai Lama driving for him."