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I work in a paperless office…it`s all good,until I go to the bathroom…

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We had a contest at work for the best neckwear….it was a tie…

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What did the deer say when she came out of the woods?

-I`ll never do that for five bucks again!

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Cancel his credit card

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I had a dream about a muffler…I woke up exhausted

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My wife and I were in a group doing floor exercises at the YMCA and I Accidentally ripped one… then I called out my wife’s name….she was so mad at me.

Also, I did the same thing in a Department store to her.

I’m divorced now

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A cardinal said to Michelangelo that yes, the David was nice but he would have modified the nose. Michelangelo took a ladder, a handful of marble dust and a chisel and climbed the statue. Pretending to retouch the nose left the dust fall to the floor until the cardinal was satisfied, saying that now the David was perfect