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A woman is trying to get on a bus, but her skirt is just a bit too tight. As the bus pulls up and it’s her turn to step on, she realizes she can’t lift her leg high enough to reach the first step. With a sheepish smile at the driver, she reaches behind to unzip her skirt a little, hoping to create some extra room. But nope—still can’t make it!

Undeterred, she tries again, giving it another little unzip. But alas, the first step still seems miles away! Now feeling a mix of frustration and embarrassment, she goes for a third unzip, determined to conquer that step.

At this point, a large Texan gentleman standing behind her decides to step in—literally! He effortlessly lifts her by the waist and places her right onto the bus step.

She’s furious! She whirls around and shouts, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”

The Texan, with a slow, Southern drawl and a grin, replies, “Well ma’am, normally I’d agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.”

Moral of the story? Sometimes, things aren’t always what they seem—especially in tight situations!