Φράγκας: Μαρτίου 2021

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas

City to Chicago.  The son (who had been looking out the window) turned

to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby

cats, why don't planes have baby planes?

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the

flight attendant.  So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If

dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have

baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded:  "Did your mother tell you to ask me

that?"

The little boy admitted that she did.  "Well, tell your mother that

there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out in time.

Now, ask her to explain that to you."

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Three elderly African-American women were preparing for their first

plane flight.

The first lady said, "I don't know about you all, but I'm gonna

wear some hot pink panties on this flight."

"Why are you going to wear that?" the other two asked.

The first replied, "Cause, if that plane goes down and I'm out

there laying butt-up in a corn field, they are going to find me

first."

The second lady says, "Hah!  I'm gonna wear some

fluorescent orange panties."

"Why are you gonna wear that?" the first lady asked.

The second lady answered: "Cause if the plane goes down, and I'm

floating butt-up in the ocean, they can see me first."

The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any

panties at all."

"What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief.

"That's right," says the third lady. "I'm not wearing any panties,

cause if the plane goes down, the first thing they always look for is

the black box."

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