" All of us want to do well.
But if we do not do good, too,
then doing well will never be enough."
"Tact is the art of putting your foot down
without stepping on anyone's toes."
A guy is taking his girlfriend to the prom. He waits in
the ticket line for a really long gime, but he gets them.
He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is very long, but
he eventually does it. Then he goes to pick up some flowers.
The line at the florist is long, but he perseveres and
gets the flowers. At the prom, his girlfriend asks him
to get some punch. He goes to the refreshment table, and there's no punchline.