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A turkey was chatting with a bull.  "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,"but I haven't got the energy."  "Well,why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They'repacked with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.  

Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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Once a rich man went on a safari. As he was about to enter the jungle, his guide warned him, "The jungle is a dangerous place. There are tigers,poisonous snakes and other obvious dangers. But the most deadly of them all is the mysterious foo bird."

"What makes it so dangerous?" the man asked.

"The foo bird is a very territorial animal," the guide explained. "If you walk under a tree in which a foo bird nest, it will relieve itself on you." 

"Well, that certainly doesn't sound like much fun," the man replied, "but it doesn't sound dangerous."

"There is more than that. You cannot wipe off the feces, or it will cause a chemical reaction that will immediately kill you."

As this made little sense, the rich man had trouble believing it and didn't pay it much mind. A few hours later, they were walking through the jungle and a glob of foo bird feces hit him on top of the head. Before the guide could do or say anything, the man reached up and wiped it off. Sure enough, he dropped dead instantly.

The moral of the story is: If the foo shits, wear it.

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So this lady runs into a Scottish man in a kilt, and says

"Is it true that you folks don't wear underwear under those things?"

The Scot says "Why don't you stick your hand underneath and find out?"

The lady then sticks her hand under his kilt, and discovers that he in fact is without under wear. "Oh, gruesome!"  she exclaims. 

The Scot replies " Ah milady, it will grow some more if you touch it again!"